I'd be more worried about the weight of the kegs being too much for the elevator to handle. Plunging you to your doom.
You know what, I never thought of that. Thanks. I have something new to fear
Take the stairs. It's good exercise.
Love the new banner! If they're dumb enough to leave unguarded kegs in elevators, you deserve to take one once in a while.
I love the suddenly-more-realistically-drawn-panels.
I really, really like the reoccuring mother person (I think that's what she is) and cat. This is the first time I've seen any of your drawings/writing and I enjoy it. I'm going to be a regular reader.