I always thought I'd be awesome at roller derby. I love to skate and I think it would be one of those rare things that would actually turn me competitive.
Oh boy! What would your derby name be???
$18 for tea?! What the hell is in it? Diamonds?
That must be the tea place up on Mascone North... Yeah, a total rip. The fancy bar at the other end is nice though; hopefully you made it there.
If you were ever in the Los Angeles area, you'd find some amazing hole-in-the-wall super cheap tea rooms with way better tea than the fancy ones with $20 teas.
I don't know what my derby name would be! They're all so punny! I could always use Battlenun if I couldn't think of a good one.